Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
My birth control alarm gets more depressing every night.
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
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