would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
So here I am, sexting at work.
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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