how can u be prego again
You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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