Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
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They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
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Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
I just got through airport security with 5 grams of weed in my back pocket. Either I deserve a metal or the government is slacking
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