1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
i dont even know how to be here
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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