Sponge bath it is.
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
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Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
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Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
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