were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
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just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
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Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
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