bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
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Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
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Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
So bottomless mimosas = me waking up in a truck bed in a random neighborhood with no purse or phone or idea how I got there.
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