I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
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He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
Randomize