That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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