whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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