she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
Dude, we're at Einstein's Bagels and the dude next to us is spreading cannabutter on his bagel.
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
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I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
She just tricked me into telling her the balance of my 401k... She's like a gold digging jedi mind trick ninja
There's a bachlorette party going on at the bowling alley, so we'll see who wins greatest shitshow tonight.
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Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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