im so drunk with asians
where?
always
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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