he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
listening to happy ending by mika while imagining him to run after me at an aiport in slow motion... also, dipping oreos in baileys. not taking this breakup well. at. all.
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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