the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
From the crime scene it appears that I attempted to throw up into a candle.
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
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i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
I think my nap took me to another dimension
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I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
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