Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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