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Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
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