Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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