ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
His mom just asked me if I was "fooling around with her baby again" and then when I walked downstairs his dad YELLED "Look who's taking the walk of shame!"
You really need to stop fucking dudes who still live with their parents.
the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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