You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
my grandpa was trying to put butter into the pepsi and i'm like "grandpa what are you doing" and he looks down and goes "well i guess that wouldn't taste good anyway"
I cant wait for the day that I tell my daughter I named her after my favorite porn star.
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somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
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We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
The nun costume is coming back hard and it still has glitter and the smell of Vegas on it.
Best. Text. Ever.
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
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