Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
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