The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
In a tragic sexting typo, I typed the word "blobjob". Now she's coming over and I have no idea what I'm in for...
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I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
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I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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