I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
NEWSFLASH - my freind is drunk and admitted that he hates having sex with dogs. should i help him or let him be??
He also left me a wonderful voice mail..... and is now asking me where the planters peanut guy is.
You should probably go find him.
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
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theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
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Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
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