So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
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