Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
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there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
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Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
Why is there broken glass in my purse?
You stole a snow globe. From your VP. Soooo...maybe don't put all your hopes on that promotion you were expecting
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
After the clumsiest day of my life I think it's safe to say my dream of being a ninja is dead. Memorial service with a glass of wine at 8pm
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
This was the first funeral I've ever attended where I had to pee behind a bush cuz someone was passed-out drunk in the locked bathroom. Steve would have been proud.
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