1:32 am: your girlfriend looks like a man
1:48 am: your uglier
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
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Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
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I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME! I SAID I WANTED SOMEONE CLASSY AND INSTEAD YOU SET ME UP WITH A GUY THAT JUST TOLD ME HIS FAVORITE PLACE TO FUCK IS ON HIS SWAMPBOAT “THE SLAMHOG!”
I DON’T WANT TO FUCK IN A SWAMP
First of all, his AIR boat is named “Slam Hog” not “The Slamhog.” Second, it’s top of the line. Third, don’t dismiss swamp sex before you try it!
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