I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
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according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
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He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
I just slammed another champagne, swaggered over to her, pointed across the room at the 20 y/o lacrosse player and whispered loudly, "I brought that one for YOU." I'm getting a raise.
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
Today is all about not throwing up, where the fuck are my keys and does anyone know what happened to that guy in the panda suit my roommate had sex with last night.
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
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