...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
Randomize
