Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
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I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
In the morning when you read your texts, just fyi you showed up at my house drunk off your ass and shoe less and demanded I go to the bar. You need Jesus.
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Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
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