your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
My new hangover cure is going for a haircut, just so the stylists give me a scalp massage during the shampoo.
That certainly explains the nine times your hair has looked different just this last month alone.
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
Randomize
