my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
He told me they were just razor bumps!
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
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Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
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Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
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