final count. 18 beers. 4 shots baileys. 2 shots vodka. 1 glass champagne. vomited in the yard after losing my phone in a field for 8 hours. Possibly played tag with myself
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
It turns out tequila bombs is really code for straight shots of tequila…who would have guessed?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
I have aggressive nipples.
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
Randomize