your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
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Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
we're out of white wine, toilet paper and windex... too hard to explain via text
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
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A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
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