I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
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my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
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How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
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