Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
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