Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
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If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
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do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
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