The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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