The guy dancing on me has three visible teeth. WHERE ARE YOU?
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
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so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
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Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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