WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
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I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
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body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
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