White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
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I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
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Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.