I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
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Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
Must've forgot to hang up with her when I was telling Josh I plan to pop champagne if I nail her tonight. She showed up with a bottle and said "only if we can toast it with Josh"
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ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"