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sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
I'm putting on too much make up bc I'm stoned
would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
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