If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
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