Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
I used an emoji to tell him I was pregnant. I should feel bad about that, right?
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
Randomize