No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
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The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
To my ex and my favorite mistake: I totally enjoyed hearing you have erectile disfunction via baby monitor!
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
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Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
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