There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
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If i need to get strippers involved i will.
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
Things I had in my bed when I woke up: an avocado, a toilet brush, and a note that says thanks but no thanks with the number of taco bell on it. WHAT DID I DRINK?
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
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I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
Randomize