We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
Shout out to this stomach virus for helping me prepare for whatever slutty Halloween costume I decide to wear.
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
Randomize
