I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
He called me "the Joe Montana of blowies." Not sure if that is an accomplishment or an insult, but going off of the amount of condensation on the windows of my car, I'm gonna just do a little touchdown dance and pass out.
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
My neighbor caught me peeing on his rose bushes at 2 in the morning while wearing my Santa hat. My sex appeal has never been higher.
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
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