ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
She even gives head with a lisp.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
Randomize
