my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
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I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
On a side note...my DUI lawyer just snapchatted me. This is the exact moment in time when I realized my like IS a joke.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
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Lock the bathroom door next time you are going to masterbate with the shower head, okay?
I was just power-washing my vagina.
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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