I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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