Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
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the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
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We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
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