try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
I'm drinking whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
I gave Sophia a glitter bomb for Christmas. And before you ask is because she pooped in my cat litter box and then drank all my liquor and didn't pay me back and refuses to acknowledge that she had any wrongdoing. So she gets to clean up glitter for the next 10 years.
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