Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
do herpes really smell.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
Randomize