forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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